Last night I was watching Hindi movie “Tere Bin Laden” and while watching I went to sleep. At about 3′o clock at night I had a terrible dream. Want to know what?
In my dream, I saw al-Qaeda and its chief Osama Bin Laden attacked Hostgator servers and captured all their systems. They dropped hand grenade and destroyed all their computers. When I asked them why they are doing so, they said their website is hosted on Hostgator and it was down for the past 20 hours. After listening this I had a conversation with Osama
Osama : I am loosing all my traffic, visitors and my money that I make from Adsense.
I : Hey man, just chill, did you contact Hostgator live chat support
Osama : Yes, I did but they gave me a ticket number and told me to wait, its been 20 hours I’ve not received any reply from them.
Me : This can’t happen, Hostgator support is very fast, recently they helped me to get my hacked site back.
Osama : I don’t care, I have a backup of my site and now I am shifting to some other hosting.
Me [in anger] : If you had a backup then why you destroyed all their servers, even my site CreativeBloggingIdeas was hosted on Hostgator 
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Osama : I don’t give a f**k about any site, Hostgator made my site down and I made Hostgator down.
[sounds of bullets, bombs & hand grenades, Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. bdam bdam !!]I then woke up and saw the clock and it was exact 3′o clock. I thanked God that it was only a dream. In the morning I saw my site, it was working fine. I thought to share this dream on my blog 
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hahaha pha ji hadd ho gei.
Movie must be a nice one.
The post was damn funny,never read one like this.
very funny.. i think this is the next biggest threat. and he happens to destroy hostgator’s data center.. the next rescission with the Biggest. i think google has already setup some of their servers in Antarctica.. to save on AC and this is the safest place.
Really it was a horrible dream, but i am confused over your dream time, as i have heard about 3,o clock in morning, and that is not the time of taking dreams as per Guru bani its time for remembering name of God.
Very funny indeed…I can’t stop laughing with this joke.